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Corey Booker To Cede Newark to European Soccer Club

Corey Booker, the young, charismatic mayor of Newark, NJ seen playing the Foreigns game, has entered into agreement with European Mega-Club, FC Barcelona that has community activists up in arms.  Under the agreement, the entire acreage of New Jersey’s largest city will be made into the largest sports stadium in the world.  This North American stadium will host 1/6th of the club’s games and will remain vacant for the rest of the year.  In a nearly unnoticed footnote to the deal, the residents of Newark will be forced to work for the team with little to no compensation provided.