24th
Upgrades Needed for My Next iPod
1. See above. (I don’t know what this means)
2. Automatically sense what sort of music I want to listen to. When I get out of work I don’t want to have to take the time to switch over to my “Waiting To Exhale” “Relaxing” mix. I just want some Toni Braxton Bonnie Raitt Paul Simon to start playing, without prompting.
3. Track the location and current song of my significant other. Like if I see that she is in the West Village and listening to “Walking on Broken Glass” by Annie Lennox, I can conclude, “sympathizing”. But if I ever see her in the Meatpacking district playing “Scotty Doesn’t Know”, that’s when I start sweating.
4.a. Play the panda sneezing video on loop.
4.b. Play the German midget finding things funny on loop.
5. Give me real time stats on pounds of panda-rubber sold and tracking numbers from UPS.
