August 2008
1 post
More Beer Live Blog Featuring a Bunch of 12 Year...
by Orel Miraculous
Its been over 2 months since our last post here at More Beer which means its time for 2 or 3 more posts before we spend the next 2 months doing nothing again. And so the cycle of life continues.
Anyway what better way to break our hibernation than with a live blog? Not not just a regular live blog, a Little League World Series Live Blog? Not just a Little League World...
June 2008
1 post
The Road to Beijing 2008, Now With More...
by Dick Bitner
Say what you want about More Beer. We make stuff up. Most of what we write is neither funny nor informative. We go months without posting anything. We are read by absolutely no one in the world. The list of complaints against us is endless. But what you can’t say is that we don’t give the people what they want! And what do they want? Olympic previews! (Note: You absolutely...
May 2008
1 post
The Road to Beijing 2008, Now With More...
by Orel Miraculous Say what you want about More Beer. We make stuff up. Most of what we write is neither funny nor informative. We go months without posting anything. We are read by absolutely no one in the world. The list of complaints against us is endless. But what you can’t say is that we don’t give the people what they want! And what do they want? Olympic previews! (Note: ...
March 2008
2 posts
A tribute to Pimp C.
Corey Booker To Cede Newark to European Soccer...
Corey Booker, the young, charismatic mayor of Newark, NJ seen playing the Foreigns game, has entered into agreement with European Mega-Club, FC Barcelona that has community activists up in arms. Under the agreement, the entire acreage of New Jersey’s largest city will be made into the largest sports stadium in the world. This North American stadium will host 1/6th of the club’s...
February 2008
9 posts
Yellow Dog Democrat (n.)
I particularly enjoy this term. Not because I’m beholden to the Democrats or that I would “rather vote for a yellow dog than a Republican” (as the saying goes), but more just because I think yellow dogs make good candidates for public office.
Three Storylines to Follow During the 2008...
1. Changing of Pregame Anthems “Landslide” by Stevie Nicks usurps the national anthem at the outset of all games. Except in Canada, where “Georgia On My Mind” by Ray Charles rings out before first pitch. 2. Halftime That’s right. Halftime. 3. Inevitable Astros vs. Orioles World Series Game 6 starters: Brandon Backe vs. Jeremey Guthrie. Nick Markakis doubles...
Upgrades Needed for My Next iPod
1. See above. (I don’t know what this means) 2. Automatically sense what sort of music I want to listen to. When I get out of work I don’t want to have to take the time to switch over to my “Waiting To Exhale” “Relaxing” mix. I just want some Toni Braxton Bonnie Raitt Paul Simon to start playing, without prompting. 3. Track the location and current...
Tell Me What To Do When Taking Pictures
by Orel Miraculous
I’m jealous of a lot of different kinds of people. In most cases, I’m jealous of people who have become things I know I will never be (professional athlete, billionaire, productive member of society). But in some cases, I’m jealous of people for things that are completely attainable. Today we will explore one such person: The Guy Who Has a Signiture Pose And...
Stuff White People Like →
I think the more important thing that white people like, is that they like thinking that all of these things don’t apply to them. They only apply to other white people. That’s what white people like. Thinking that their reasoning is different than anyone else.
Song of the day that Garrett would love. Adam...
You Decide 2008
Though he lost 100 pounds, give Mike Huckabee credit for retaining the jovial personality of a fat southerner. Gotta respect a guy who remembers where he came from.
Truisms
Me: do girls really find it to be that much of a turnoff when you tell them you are in a cult?
Bronson: depends what kind of cult. suicide cult? yes. sex cult? well, yes again.
